RealID Raiding: The future of WoW

Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check

Derek Dickwad: OK guys, this is going to be an awesome raid, everyone got their consumables?

Isa Nutta: I got my Jim Beam and piles of peanuts

Mike Hunt: I’m blowing my scooby-doo as we speak

Derek Dickwad: Mike, I’ll get to buffs in a minute, just checking on consumables right now

Ican Be-loony: I got 3 disposable sims, ready to roll.

Nota Badguybut: Can I have an invite plz!

Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!

Mike Hunt: lol

Ican Be-loony: lol

Derek Dickwad: lol pwned dude

Derek Dickwad: Anyone heard from Davo tonight? He signed up, but no word yet.

Mike Hunt: he’s probably screwing his girlfriend to the wall again.. he’s always going on about it.

Isa Nutta: His girlfriend is probably screwing him to the wall, otherwise he’d be here with the 1337Squad

Derek Dickwad: Right guys, let’s get this fucker, this fag, seriously how ghey is this.

Derek Dickwad: I’ll start with the dogshit bomb on his front door step -I’ll aim my spot light at his door so he can’t see me, but I’ve got good light for the photos of the poofta

Derek Dickwad: Mike, you get the honor of spamming his facebook site and email accounts. Maybe throw a message or two on his company website about how is such a child fucking poofta.

Derek Dickwad: Isa, you know your job, can you hold it together this time? When you call his boss and pretend to be a sheriff, don’t burst into laughter while spinning the bullshit about how your investigating him for child porn, prostitution, drug trafficing and, hell throw in that he kicked a nigger once.. though he’s probably a mutha fucking nigger himself.

Derek Dickwad: Ican, phone spam on my call, remember to call his Mum and grandparents at the same time.

Derek Dickwad: Nota, you got the pizza order ready – Super Supreme Ghey with extra anchovies

Derek Dickwad has initiated a Ready Check

Derek Dickwad: Go, Go Goooooooo!

Derek Dickwad: lol, his boyfriend came to the door. rofl, not only are his bare feet covered in dog shit, but his silk pajamas caught fire. Probably burnt him a Brazillian!

Ican Be-loony: OMG, OMG, I think I gave his grandmother a heart attack. lol lol lol lol PWNED!

Mike Hunt: Man, this poof is never going to work in his town ever again, I got a few of his noob mates as well… all their shit on their facebook sites!

Derek Dickwad: Isa, how’s it going with his boss?

Derek Dickwad: Oh shit, here comes the pizza. lol the pizza driver is going to rip the poofta a new arsehole!

Isa Nutta: Oh man… that was priceless, the boss shat himself, says he’s going to the office now to lock down the nubs PC and change his access… this guys life is now officially shit!

Derek Dickwad: Alright guys, let’s wipe it up… we’ll have another attempt tomorrow night.

Derek Dickwad: As soon as I get home I’ll post the photos on the guild site.

Derek Dickwad: Buggers me why we pay $15 a month for WoW now. It’s shit compared to this, and we can just grab the next target off the forums without playing.

Derek Dickwad has gone offline

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Innocent Dave has come online

Isa Nutta: Yo!

Mike Hunt: Dude, where ya been?

Innocent Dave: Hey guys, fucker of a night

Ican Be-loony: Man you just missed out on an awesome raid, we pwned that fucker defending gays in the realm forums

Nota Badguybut: I kinda feel bad now, but man it was a laugh

Isa Nutta: Nota, you are such a fag!

Innocent Dave: Where’s Dickwad?

Nota Badguybut: whys your night been a fucker?

Innocent Dave: My brother is in hospital from burns to his legs.

Innocent Dave: My Grandma is in the same hospital – heart attack

Innocent Dave: My boss called, as did some of my clients. Apparently I’m being investigated for all sorts of bad shit. Whatever the case, I’ve lost my job and I’m getting hate calls from all over the place.

Innocent Dave: I’ve got a black eye and a broken rib from some arsehole pizza delivery driver that told me I ordered a super gay pizza.

Innocent Dave: There was also this nutta outside the house, with this spotlight on, taking photos.

Innocent Dave: He woke the whole neighborhood with his chants of poofta and pedophile… looks like I’m going to have to move now too

Derek Dickwad has come online

Derek Dickwad: Yo Dawg! Got the photos of that faggot up on the website guys.. check him out!

Isa Nutta: …

Mike Hunt: …

Innocent Dave: WTF!

Ican Be-loony: …

Nota Badguybut: Oh Shit…

Isa Nutta: PWNED!

Derek Dickwad: What’s up guys?